Here are a couple of funny sayings I have found that can be used for Status Updates .
* thinks there are two types of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't, and those who think they can....
* hopes life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it....
* likes to avoid hangovers by staying drunk...
* has a problem for your solution....
* is going to tell you how to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later…
* has the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted, then used against me....
* thinks that some people are like slinkies.... good for nothing but brings a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs....
More Funny Facebook Sayings can be found at www.FacebookSayings.com
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